Dartfordians...

I have never really been one for studying nature, but this summer in had the extraordinary opportunity to witness many Dartfordains in their natural habitat. I spent about a week in Dartford where i could look around many of quaint English pubs and off license, thus blending in with the local women and children. on one night my friend lionel and i were encountered by two radically happy clappy drunks who said us "glabber da buffen der."... i wasn't quite sure what was on offer however i just carried on with the conversation and thrust my 'please don't kill me and take my liver' smile onto my face. upon witch i believe i was asked to produce marmite... although i could be mistaken. some people may say that i am being rather critical and judgmental about dartford, but not at all. Coming from northern Ireland where people share 4 yellow piano key teeth between a family and have given up drinking alcohol due to the energy exerted, instead they pump it directly into their veins, Dartford was rather refreshing.  Although some people (including myself) would call this herd of Dartfordains who attended newday, weird, crazy and quite possible dangerous, they truly hold a very special place in my heart.
  A very important person who I became intimately aquatinted with with a guy by the name of frank or tank depending on how close you are to him. He truly is a lot of fun and is intensely creeped out by spiders witch makes it all the better. A native who became mandatory for my survival in Britain was Herminy granger, famous for her pocket dairy with lots of "Phil", "Phil", "Phil" and "sarahgesicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com".

The reilly family are my favorties. Dawn, the mother and only women in the family im sure became rather stressed due to my arrival and literally living "out" of a suitcase, (all over her nice room). i had amazing chats with coffe junky, wise man 'Grahm', good times with arty, broken army...? (the best i could come up with) lewi, scary times with little brother Arnold jacob, cool movie times Gerogy boy and super cool jo jo!


not to mention sarah j,  Nicole, megs (kolo humus), sam the man (skater) yates, Frankie, elisa,, dil, Lynn, john, edi, josh, oli, poppy, connie, alex, emily, eloise, erica and rachel! and lots more!

miss and love you lots!

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